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Sunday, December 03, 2006

The Awakening....

Oooooooouuuuwwwwwwwwwhhhhaaaaa (a nice N sleepy Yaaaawn - a real big one @ that)...OMG its morning and the brighteningly glowing Sun Deity is out in his pristine avataar - as if asking me where've thou been munna??

And I scratching the back of my head, anticipating an 'award-winning-celebration' & wondering - Have I just broken the Guiness Book of World Records held by Kumbhakarna for the longest duration of sleep?? Yeah that is how I feel waking up once again, after a pretty-short hiatus by my standards, to my once and even-more-so-today beautiful world of Blogosphere!! :)

Itz been some 21,772,800.435 secs approximately - if I were to trust my Win-XP Calci and more so if I were to trust my Primary Math teacher for watever addition/subtraction/multiplication I can do in my PGSEM classes today - since I Orphaned this so-called-colorful by some, brain-child of mine and went away on a trip to la-la-la land with my best-pal till I Woke up but a fierce-competitior now (Yeah..U guessed it right - yo yo itz him Kumbhie once again).

Okie...so U ask what have I been up to all these astronomically and exponentially mind- boggling seconds away from this place...well here is the short N sweet story..read it yourself & of course @ your own risk:

  • At la-la-la land, everything was so unlike our planet earth - people were so gentle & genial - while we (Kumbhie & I) were the only Giants (and in the truly giant sense of the word)...coz the populace there was all those a-la-Gulliver travels-Liliput Island type dumpy-dwarfs.
  • Those chappies enjoyed their sports so much that it was such a fun playing those cricket matches with them...I mean when I bowled, my deliveries were like a 5678KW thunder-bolt, or in short 5000 Brett Lee's, 4500 Shoaib Akhtar's and 5500 Shane Bond's put-together for the la-la-la teams' players. But as you know, I always believe in competition-of-the-equals so
    Kumbhie and I decided to split teams and played against each other... On the batting front, I just enjoyed hitting those huge and monstruos biggies...sixers U say...well I'll call them a century each..for I juz used to hit them out of their planet!! (Did somebody say 'Team India - Guru Greg listening'??) :)

  • Now how the hell do you think they'd managed all those cricket balls U ask if I used to hit each of them out of their planet...this is where their LIM school (Lalala Institute of Management) played a vital role in churning out global-best-of-the-breed top class managers. Actually those students (unlike freshers) were ones who had the game-playing-experience prior to joining LIM. So those chappies devised an out-of-the-box mechanism to handle this. What they did was designed and developed indoor-stadiums with those mobile-roofs, so that the demand of the cricket balls never went out of control and thus the supply always met the demand...Perfect equilibrium in the playing arena U see...clever Chappies!! As their Prof used to say...big business problems are tackled through small-smart-ideas!! :)

  • At la-la-la land, also came into my life was a gurl, who again though not very pretty, not very beautiful, not very tall (I must be kidding), was one who had that Charm, that dusky persona and most importantly had that 14567.453 pounds of love and affection in that heart of hers, weighing 216.45 gms! She was cho-chweet as a person, such a motivator as a friend,
    her company helped me remind some very basics which had got in to some unreachable-code kind of territory in my mind. She was a person who had...that Dream-Big vision...that zeal to excel in whatever she was doing...that fervor to do all that she could for the betterment of lives of the people of la-la-la...truly an exceptional person and a dearest friend.
    Sometimes just wonder what would life be without such true friends...Hope I can find such a friend in this world too ;)


Okie there were lot of other njoyable and fun-filled moments which I had @ lalala - but if I pen down all those I could go on to publish a book on that...U'll have to wait till you become a great-grand father/mother of 2 lovely kids before that happens anytime soon :)

With due respect to all my friends out here, am sorry for any Strategic-Circoma of Instestine or any serious-neuron-disorder that this might have caused you...go & get a medical check-up done @ the earliest. Please excuse me, U know I was never like this before ;)

Yeah I agree that the machine gets rusty when not in use for a long time...so please pardon me for this fiasco...hope to come back to my 'Sanely Best' pretty soon...Until then you know whom to blame for all this...yeah yeah, U guys R pretty intelligent I must admit... Kumbhie, Windows XP, My Primary Math Teacher and of course my IIMB-PGSEM classes!! ;)

Btw, where are you Guiness guys? Am waiting for thou here in anticipation!! :)

Ciao...
Cheers!!
MS signing off - Lifez Beautiful!!


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Posted @ 1:2:3 AM Lalala Standard Time